Joey gets an opportunity to rejoin "Days of Our Lives" when his comatose character is implanted with the brain of a female character. Joey approaches her to get some advice on how to play her character, but she's unaware that she's being written out of the show and freaks out at Joey. Later, she tries to give him some pointers, and they end up spending the night together. Ross tells Chandler and Monica that he has a surprise for their wedding, which turns out to be him playing the bagpipes - terribly, as it turns out. Rachel and Phoebe have their eye on a guy at the coffee house and when he leaves his cellphone, they see it as an opportunity to hook up with him; the only problem is who will it be?